Ah, the joys of being independent. Once again, very early this morning, I experienced one of the joys of living with just me, myself and I as well as Kuma. I simply must share this wonderful new experience.
Over the last few days, I
would notice a funny sound that would come now and then. It didn’t last long
enough for me to actually track the source and the two individuals who visited
during this time didn’t hear it at all…or if they did, they didn’t ask me about
it.
The source became very
apparent just before 3:00 am this morning. It was the smoke alarm which is
located just outside my bedroom door. I thought perhaps I could simply ignore
it, but the eeeeeeeeepk that came periodically like maybe every thirty to sixty
seconds wasn’t going to allow me to go back to sleep. And, Kuma, such a disappointment.
While me, myself and I wanted to scream with frustration, he simply curled up
and snored.
After a bit, I decided I
had to get up and remove the dead battery from the smoke alarm. I thought doing
that would eliminate the noise. So, there I was in the middle of the night,
hauling my stepstool from the kitchen to the hallway and climbing up those two
steps to reach the noise maker. Again, Kuma was a huge help…he got out of bed
and laid down right by the stepstool so I had to make sure I didn’t step on him
as I came down.
Amazingly, I managed to
get myself up and down those two steps without falling or tripping on the dog. Since
the location was the hallway, I did have lots of support on both sides to keep
me upright. Also amazingly, the smoke detector cover popped right off and the
battery right out. I put them on the bathroom counter figuring I’d put in a new
battery when I actually got up for the day.
So, was that the end of that
annoying noise…NO, a huge frustrating NO. It continued to beep throughout the
rest of the night and eventually, like Kuma, I was able to ignore it and return
to sleep.
Even before coffee this
morning, I dug out a new battery and put it into the smoke detector. The beeps
continued, so I must have put it in incorrectly. Back up on the stepstool to
reverse the battery. That time I waited on the top of the stepstool to see if
the beeps continued.
They did. I tried to
figure out how to remove the entire thing from the ceiling and came to the
realization I would need to get a screwdriver. I gave up, made my coffee and
watched the first part of Good Morning America while throwing Kuma’s ball down
the hall multiple times to wear off his excess energy.
Eventually, I was
surprised to no longer hear the eeeeeeepk sound. Guess the new battery just
needed to make good friends with the smoke detector. Another success for me,
myself and I…well, maybe typing just a bit too soon since the cover still has
to be replaced.
Yes the joy of being single. But I envy you Paula for having a many’s years long relationship with your husband. In fact I might even say jealous. My first marriage of 10 years was full of hatred towards me and plenty of mental and physical abuse to top it off. Bore 3 children, one of which died young. Second marriage of 9 years had little true love or caring for each other. I take equal responsibility for that one. At 75 I still long for someone to hold and hug. Been single since about 1990. I have learned about self sufficiency, being honest with myself and have forgiven myself for not being the perfect wife or partner. Life May be lonely but all in all it is pretty good.
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