but there’s no continuing chapter of WATER RIGHTS today. Yesterday, I got myself all prettified and had the time of my life flitting from partay to partay to partay. Of course, the best part of doing that was all the big hugs and kisses and skin-to-skin contact I enjoyed for hours on end. And, let’s not forget the food…I was lazy and only took a bag of chips to each partay, but my goodness the spread of good dishes each host/hostess provided certainly pleased my palate. So. Much. Fun!!!!
By now, if you’ve read
this far, you have come to one of the following conclusions: a) I’m living in a totally different
dimension (and believe you me, I wish I was); b) being alone for so long has
sent me right round the bend (a definite possibility); c) I write fiction and
the preceding paragraph was all fiction; d) make up your own conclusion.
Whatever you decide doesn’t
really matter because regardless of your choice, I have a great opportunity available
to anyone. And, no, it doesn’t include any Pacific beachfront in Arizona
because I sold that earlier this week. Instead, I have huge boxes filled with
absolutely nothing available. For the very cheap price of $9.99 plus shipping,
I’d be happy to put your name on one or more of those boxes and ship it
directly to your doorstep…absolutely no person-to-person contact involved. Just
imagine the excitement of having a huge box delivered, ripping it open and finding
absolutely nothing. I get all goosebumpy just thinking of your pleasure and
enjoyment.