Electric tools and a radio turned up high filled what had once been a very quiet and peaceful plot of land on the edge of the lake with noise, loud noise. The sound of human voices added to the cacophony that filled the air and spread out over the lake.
Suddenly, the sound of tools and music stopped. Everyone in the
clearing looked toward the power pole that provided electricity. Standing
there, the end of the extension cord in his hand was a stranger. He was tall
and slim, dressed in shorts and a t-shirt with a head full of riotous blond
curls. He wore sandals covered in mud that had splashed up his calves. The look
on his face was grim and she initially wondered if he’d suffered an
electric shock.
Into the silence, he began to shout and wave his arms about. “I
demand to talk to Charlie Ridgeway. Of course, he’s probably not here, being
the big boss and all, and if he isn’t, then I want to talk to the foreman. This
has to stop. This unceasing noise has to end. Now, Today. Immediately. Now,
where’s Charlie Ridgeway?”
One of the taller individuals moved toward him and came to a stop
within his personal space. “I’m Charlie Ridgeway. Exactly what the fuck’s your
problem?”
Shocked and surprised, the man stepped back. He couldn’t believe
what he was seeing. It was a woman wearing boots and jeans that looked as
though they had been painted on. The tank top she wore, barely tucked in was wet
with sweat. She wore sunglasses and a ballcap with a pony tail that fell out
the opening in the back. He couldn’t think of what to say.
“So, what’s the problem. I thought you wanted to talk to me? Oh, I
get it now, you thought I was a man. That must be why your fists are clenched.
What were you going to do, belt me one if I’d had a pecker? Well, go ahead and
belt me one. You’ll find yourself flat out on the ground before you can pull
your hand back. I may be a woman, but you don’t want to fuck with me. Got it?
Now, time’s money so What. Do. You. Want?” Charlie spaced the last four words
out for emphasis.
“Oh, well, um, well. Now, I sent you several letters asking to
purchase this property and you never responded. Now you’re here, probably
planning to cut down the entire grove of these lovely trees and build some
monstrosity. Why can’t you just sell me the property and move on somewhere
else?”
“I got your letters and I didn’t respond because I don’t want to
sell this land. I’m building my home here and it will not be a monstrosity. Of
course, I have no idea what you think a monstrosity would be, but that’s what’s
happening.” She turned away and called, “Okay Tom, go ahead and plug back in. I
want to get those forms finished today.”
Immediately, the radio began to blare and her visitor moved over
and yanked the plug again. “Look, you have to be a lot quieter if you’re going
to work here. I’m a writer. I have a deadline and I can’t work with all this
noise.”
“Well, that’s too fucking bad. Hey Tom, plug back in and give this
guy a packet of earplugs.”
Once again, the plug went in only to be yanked back out. “Look, I
only need another week or two of silence. Why can’t you leave and come back
then?”
“Look, I’m not leaving. As I said, time is money. I have deadlines
too. We’re here only eight hours a day, so why can’t you write the other 16
hours when it’s calm and quiet.”
“That’s not my schedule.”
“Really, you don’t look as though you’re so ancient and so set
in your ways you simply can’t change.”
“That’s not the point. I write mornings, break for lunch and spend
another four hours in the afternoon. I need quiet to do that.”
“Well, sorry, but there’s nothing I can do besides suggest you
change your schedule. I simply cannot change mine because I have all these
employees whose schedules are set for every day, 8:00 am to 5:00 pm. Majority
rules.”
The man ran his fingers through his already mussed hair and tried
again, “Look, I have to have quiet….”
“Look yourself. You’ve taken enough of our time. Now either leave,
or I’ll call the sheriff and have you escorted back to wherever you came from.”
Charlie pulled her phone out of her back pocket and held it up, poised to dial
911. “Well, are you going or not?”
Tom plugged the cord in again as the man turned and stomped away.
His hands were again clenched and his back so straight and rigid, Charlie was
sure if she had been a man, he might have decided to take a chance and punch it
out. She glanced at him one more time before turning back to the project. She
did have to admit that he was extremely attractive, but so full of himself.
Like the world should just stop because he was writing. She wondered what kind
of stuff he wrote, but since she didn’t even know his name, it didn’t really
matter. She shrugged, smiled at Tom and Doug and picked up her hammer. Time for
her to add to the noise she thought with a wicked grin.
Stomping wasn’t actually the best way to walk through the woods at
the edge of the lake. He was so pissed off on his way over he hadn’t paid any
attention, but, now, on the way back, the first time his foot landed in a pool
of water, the resultant splash soaked his thighs and shorts all over the front.
He looked down and was grateful it hadn’t happened on the way there. It
appeared he had peed himself.
Back at his cabin which was small and old, originally built by his
great-grandfather and updated by himself, he stripped by the back door as his
outdoor shower water heated up. By the time he’d soaped and rinsed and grabbed
a towel, he wasn’t quite as pissed off as he had been, but he was curious, very
curious.
Dressed, he filled a big container with water from his very own
well. It was always so cold that sometimes his teeth ached if he took a huge
mouthful. Then, he sat at his computer, thankful once again he’d been able to
pay for having a great connection to the outer world and in particular to the
internet.
He opened his browser and typed in Charlie Ridgeway. He wondered why he hadn’t done that before
and then realized why. He’d thought it was a man and finding a woman, his curiosity
was aroused. What came up first had nothing to do with construction for the
most part. She was apparently tied into every social media app possible. He
clicked on the one he thought would give him the most personal information and
choked on his water when the photo filled his screen.
He wouldn’t have mistaken her for a man ever. It was a full-body
shot that showed every single thing about her. The dress was red and fit like
the proverbial glove with small spaghetti straps over her shoulders. He didn’t
understand how such small strings could possibly hold up the bosom displayed. The
dress ended just above her knees with a side slit that almost reached her hip. The
heels she wore were red too and must have added another three or four inches to
her height and she was already tall. Her dark hair fell in waves and curls over
one shoulder and must have reached the middle of her back. Her mouth held a
wicked little smile, as though she had a secret she was dying to share. And her
eyes, good God, her eyes. He hadn’t seen them earlier, but here, they were
beautifully made up with long dark lashes surrounding eyeballs the color of good
turquoise. They were so unusual, he wondered if she was wearing colored
contacts.
The photo held his attention for a time and then he paged down to
the written information. He wondered if she’d written it herself or if someone
else had.
“Charlotte (Charlie) Marie Ridgeway was born in Atlanta Georgia,
the only child of Simon and Althea Ridgeway. Her father was a contractor and
her mother a homemaker. Ms. Ridgeway excelled throughout her school career both
academically as well as socially. She attended Georgia State College for one
year before transferring to the Georgia Institute of Technology where she
majored in Industrial Engineering with a minor in Business and Social Sciences.
She graduated with honors and was preparing to study for her Masters in
Industrial Engineering when her father suffered a serious heart attack.
“It was at this point Ms. Ridgeway gave up her studies and took
over her father’s construction company, The Ridgeway Construction Company: Only
one way to do it right, the Ridgeway Way. Over the last seven years, she has
brought the company into the 21st Century with the utilization of
environmentally friendly designs and construction products as well as providing
the company’s employees with a very beneficial pay structure, health and
pension plan and the opportunity to become a shareholder in this family-owned
business.”
There was more information about the various organizations she
belonged to, projects she supported and the usual variety of information found
in a report like the one he’d chosen to view. Next, he turned to Facebook, then
Instagram and finally Twitter. Charlie posted something almost every single day
on one or all of those sites. Usually, her post dealt with her company’s
current construction project. Many times, the posts contained information about
the products she was using and/or endorsing.
Finally, he looked up the company itself and was amazed by the
wide variety of projects she and her company undertook. The photos of homes and
business buildings were stunning and he found he could click on the photo and
obtain information about the design and the products. The same architect, a
Terrance Field, appeared to be Charlie’s favorite choice, and in most cases,
she herself was listed as the designer.
No where could he find any information about Charlie’s marital
status or personal life. Everything he’d found was related in some way to the
company. He wondered if she had a personal life. He wondered what it would be
like to take her to dinner. Would she talk construction the entire evening?
Would she dress up and look more like the photo he’d first seen? Except for
that one photo, most of the shots he’d seen showed her as she’d been dressed
that day.
He drained his water bottle and pushed away from the computer.
Here he’d wasted hours trying to obtain quiet and then ended up devoting time
to finding out about his neighbor. He’d just have to suck it up and try writing
after the noise ceased. He wasn’t so old he couldn’t change his habits. He’d
just have to put off his whiskey reward until he’d gotten some writing done.
And sure, he’d be eating and drinking late, but he could always sleep late. At
least if the noise didn’t wake him, but he’d always been a good sleeper. His
mother used to say the world could end and he wouldn’t wake up. He guessed he’d
see if that was true come the morning. The world wouldn’t end, but the
interesting Charlie and her crew would be back and fill the air with the same
racket he was hearing right now.
As he refilled his water container, he gazed out the window and
wondered what kind of a house she was building herself. He seriously hoped she
wouldn’t be cutting down any of the gorgeous trees. He didn’t know anything
about construction, but he kind of thought if any trees were coming down,
they’d be taken down before any construction began. Maybe once he’d finished
his latest book, he could make a little surreptitious trip over there in the
evening to see exactly what she was doing.